OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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