ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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