Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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