I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
