Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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