we made out on top of his cat.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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