i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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