I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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