Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
is wine microwaveable?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
