IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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