I didn't shave. On purpose
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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