Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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