She just used a chaser for red wine.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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