I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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