Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
