Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Randomize
