Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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