ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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