If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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