At least make sure they are 18
Why
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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