So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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