She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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