the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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