Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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