Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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