They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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