Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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