i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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