I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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