i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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