and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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