Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i out mim tonsoeep
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