I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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