He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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