dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Are we still banned from the library?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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