I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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