guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you will always have a special place in my vag
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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