You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
