You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
