Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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