hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Rumble strips road head = magical
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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