Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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