There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize