I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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