They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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