He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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