Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the night ended with taco bell and tears
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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