i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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