The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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