When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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