So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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