He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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