i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You need Xanax blowdarts
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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