god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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