woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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