i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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