I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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