I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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