THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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