dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize